In case you missed it my birthday is today

Today is my actual Birthday – although I have already had my presents and parties so who cares. Here is a summary of me.

I am 58 years old, born in 1957 – we behaved like this then.

I weigh 12 stone. I am about 5 feet 8 (shrunk 4 inches!!). My waist is probably nearly 38 inches. My chloresterol level is probably 7 ish. Blood pressure around 150/90. General fitness pretty poor. Strength diminishing. Flexibility/agility laughable. Daily exercise none. Diet lots of good for you stuff with equal quantities of bad for you stuff – but lots. Alcohol consumption none – na nana na na. Consumption of sweeties through the roof. Memory diminishing it was never good. Reasoning power none. Imagination world class. Common sense more than many I know. Fear for humanity none. Fear for self some. Fear for those I love overwhelming at times. Love of others significant. Love of self more significant. Love of doggies through the roof – more than pussies. Ability to care for doggies nil. Ability to fix things not as good as I think. Ability to figure out but not be able to execute how to fix things excellent. Ability to outrage disappointing. Bowels excellent. Bladder average for age. Teeth poor but improved since new regime. Sexual equipment (no even I don’t go there). Digestion very good. Feet better than most. Hair better than most. Complexion average. Muscle none. Six pack have not seen it since 1966.

Things I wish I was good at – counting, playing the bass, sticking at stuff
Things I am good at – seeing the wood for the trees, joining things up, ballet.

Love to all

2 Responses

  1. Bobogomilbob January 16, 2015 / 5:51 pm

    At least you had a six pack in 1966. I don’t think I have *ever* seen my stomach muscles. Perhaps they don’t exist. …

    (Happy birthday!)

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