I want to tempt my general readership (uninterested in speaking machines) to visit my new blog (all about such things) and have a go at my caption competition. Go on!
https://crestnetwork.org.uk/wordpress/caption-competition-a-for-vintage-speaking-machine/y
@gravityisahat ‘So now we just have to mount it on Professor Hawking’s bath chair’.
@gravityisahat ‘Can you make it say “fiddlesticks”?’
Really, if I had known you would lose face over this, I would have never collaborated with you on this project..
On behalf of R.Arrowsmith ‘Her Master’s Voice’
“No, No, No! It really won’t do! Knit me another without a mustache this time.”