Baa responded to my request for news with a poem celebrating my MRI.

l love it!

Maria saved her clubcard points to buy for Chris a scan

And thus, on the alloted day, they sought the Tesco van

They were shocked when they arrived there 

to find that access was by ladder 

But worse than that Chris realised 

He had a leaky bladder 

“There is no loo on board” they said 

Chris countered “I’m not proud.

I’ll do a wee on yonder tree”

They said “That’s not allowed!”

For forty minutes Chris lay still, not coughing, on his back 

(They really should have had a loo! Someone should get the sack!)

So if you ever need a scan

And likely need to widdle 

Just cast aside your clubcard points 

And head straight down to Lidl!