{"id":663,"date":"2015-01-16T08:44:22","date_gmt":"2015-01-16T08:44:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fleeting.eu:8080\/wordpress\/?p=663"},"modified":"2015-01-16T08:46:59","modified_gmt":"2015-01-16T08:46:59","slug":"in-case-you-missed-it-my-birthday-is-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/in-case-you-missed-it-my-birthday-is-today\/","title":{"rendered":"In case you missed it my birthday is today"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today is my actual Birthday \u2013 although I have already had my presents and parties so who cares. Here is a summary of me.<\/p>\n

I am 58 years old, born in 1957 \u2013 we behaved like this then.<\/p>\n

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\nI weigh 12 stone. I am about 5 feet 8 (shrunk 4 inches!!). My waist is probably nearly 38 inches. My chloresterol level is probably 7 ish. Blood pressure around 150\/90. General fitness pretty poor. Strength diminishing. Flexibility\/agility laughable. Daily exercise none. Diet lots of good for you stuff with equal quantities of bad for you stuff \u2013 but lots. Alcohol consumption none \u2013 na nana na na. Consumption of sweeties through the roof. Memory diminishing it was never good. Reasoning power none. Imagination world class. Common sense more than many I know. Fear for humanity none. Fear for self some. Fear for those I love overwhelming at times. Love of others significant. Love of self more significant. Love of doggies through the roof \u2013 more than pussies. Ability to care for doggies nil. Ability to fix things not as good as I think. Ability to figure out but not be able to execute how to fix things excellent. Ability to outrage disappointing. Bowels excellent. Bladder average for age. Teeth poor but improved since new regime. Sexual equipment (no even I don’t go there). Digestion very good. Feet better than most. Hair better than most. Complexion average. Muscle none. Six pack have not seen it since 1966.<\/p>\n

Things I wish I was good at \u2013 counting, playing the bass, sticking at stuff
\nThings I am good at \u2013 seeing the wood for the trees, joining things up, ballet.<\/p>\n

Love to all<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Today is my actual Birthday \u2013 although I have already had my presents and parties so who cares. Here is a summary of me. I am 58 years old, born in 1957 \u2013 we behaved like this then. I weigh 12 stone. I am about 5 feet 8 (shrunk 4 inches!!). My waist is probably […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everything-else"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=663"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}