{"id":3555,"date":"2025-01-14T22:13:20","date_gmt":"2025-01-14T22:13:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/?p=3555"},"modified":"2025-01-14T22:13:20","modified_gmt":"2025-01-14T22:13:20","slug":"every-little-helps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/every-little-helps\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Every little helps &#8220;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Baa responded to my request for news with a poem celebrating my MRI.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>l love it!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maria saved her clubcard points to buy for Chris a scan<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And thus, on the alloted day, they sought the Tesco van<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They were shocked when they arrived there&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>to find that access was by ladder&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But worse than that Chris realised&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He had a leaky bladder&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;There is no loo on board&#8221; they said&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chris countered &#8220;I&#8217;m not proud.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ll do a wee on yonder tree&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They said &#8220;That&#8217;s not allowed!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For forty minutes Chris lay still, not coughing, on his back&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(They really should have had a loo! Someone should get the sack!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So if you ever need a scan<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And likely need to widdle&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just cast aside your clubcard points&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And head straight down to Lidl!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Baa responded to my request for news with a poem celebrating my MRI. l love it! Maria saved her clubcard points to buy for Chris a scan And thus, on the alloted day, they sought the Tesco van They were shocked when they arrived there&nbsp; to find that access was by ladder&nbsp; But worse than [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everything-else"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3555"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3556,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3555\/revisions\/3556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}