{"id":3270,"date":"2021-07-08T11:48:42","date_gmt":"2021-07-08T10:48:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/?p=3270"},"modified":"2021-07-08T11:55:52","modified_gmt":"2021-07-08T10:55:52","slug":"dis-statue-is-dreadful-dross-tuffin-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/dis-statue-is-dreadful-dross-tuffin-20\/","title":{"rendered":"Di’s statue is dreadful dross – Tuffin 20"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I don\u2019t know about you folk but I am unable to sleep, breathe, eat or function normally  since seeing the new Princess Diana statue. I have long ceased getting wound up about the big issues, survival of the planet, survival of the Labour Party, survival of me (that was all quite embarrassing in retrospect) but this atrocity has tipped me over the edge and I have to rant.

RANT: It is quite simply the worst piece of public art I have ever seen and I looked at loads for my Bridlington project.  The Artist should retire now and do something he is suited for like decorate Hallmark cards from the 1970\u2019s, illustrate 1930\u2019s children\u2019s books or do those posters outside churches to come to a coffee morning. Sorry I do a disservice,  1930\u2019s childrens book illustrators we\u2019re working within the somewhat mawkish sentiments of the time and doing it rather well \u2013 this chap has dug up everything that is ghastly about the style \u2013 cute kids, mother\/Madonna figure, maypole motif, horrible dress, someone else’s face (my vote is for David Bowie) and what seems to be a particularly finely wrought and enormous cowboy belt  to which he had added his own and \u2018those brothers\u2019 [I have nothing against them personally but I think we can now be confident that they don\u2019t have an artistic bone in their bodies] particular brand of dreadful dreadful quasi religious kitsch – Sorry I do a disservice \u2013while I despise all religiosity I love kitsch \u2013 this is beyond kitsch it is simply indescribable rubbish \u2013 lets take it down \u2013 melt it  – throw it in the canal and give a proper artist a chance to do something worthy of her reputation and tragic death \u2013 I thought the water garden thing was excellent \u2013 statues stink anyway \u2013 but really\u2026\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Give it the commission to Tracy Emin and see what she comes up – at least it might look like a piece of 21st century art. The photo series below relates to her Cancer and is brilliant. I wish i had done something like it but I am not brave enough. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ok, got that off my chest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Busy planning\/making a short documentary about the phone box. Learning about photography and film making as I go, so I have a very low expectations of quality. George is mentoring. I have been persuaded to rejoin the university research world and hopefully this will be part of my contributions. Other than uni teaching prep – [l guess the documentary project will contribute to that as well \u2013 additional skills and whatnot] – which is still quite intense, everything else has gone on back burner including Tuffin. I have 4 weeks holiday end July and August so we have plans but they are very very flexible to accommodate any last minute Nonna set backs but I want to use some of the time to complete the documentary and revitalise a few other projects which have fizzled out such as my CR-Apps but I also must get out and about\u2026 hmm (see below for bike news) .<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Treatment goes well. Just started 4th<\/sup> cycle \u2013 hopeful for reduction in dose. Tastebuds not so bad this time \u2013 side effects generally less annoying. My wakefulness for three nights a week (this is night one) is no fun for Maria so I find a warm spot somewhere under the railway arches and kip there so as not to disturb her. Aside from the damp, the thieving and the violence it\u2019s fine. I slip back in the morning to prepare her breakfast and tend my wounds<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We have bought a second folding bike so we can go off on leisurely car jaunts and then take off free as birds – as long as the road is flat (no hills) and pothole free \u2013 airfields would be nice \u2013 very titchy wheels – oh and a convenient convenience, somewhere to get a snack – oh and a bus back to the car. Full size bikes are such a pain to stuff in car – likely to do back in loading the car never mind having a crash and falling in a ditch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maria continues to do things with apricots and exercise her new found passion for paper engineering. Separately I should say. She is incredibly neat and patient, qualities I don\u2019t share, and she\u2019s really good at it, if a tiny bit obsessive – says he.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tuffin 20<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Next to the station and to get to the wood is a narrow road. We are allowed to go down the road all the way to the donkey but no further as then you get to the shooting range where the army try out machine guns and bombs. I really want to go there but Dad says that even though it was in the war there still might be bombs lying about. I once heard a few bangs coming from there but no one was blown up or shot so I think it\u2019s safe as long as you are careful and sensible. On the way to the donkey the road is so narrow that if a car comes you have to climb onto the bank to let it pass. The bank is full of snails and Jill is afraid of snails. They are really big ones the size of the crowns I have in my coin collection that the lady next door gave me before she died in bed. I sent her a thankyou letter but she must have been dead already because when dad went to make sure the house was ok it was still on the mat. On the way to the donkey we once found a mole in the middle of the road. I picked it up but it bit me so I dropped it. I pretended it didn\u2019t hurt but it did and it bled a bit so I kept my hand in my pocket. After that we kicked it with our feet over to the bank to stop it getting run over but it didn\u2019t move again so we left it alone. I think I killed it when I kicked it. The donkey is very muddy but we take carrots for it so it comes to the gate and puts its head over when it sees us coming. Everyone is afraid of it biting them except me. I like animals and they know that. Except moles perhaps but I think they are blind like the man at the station. The donkey has a really fat belly like Rosalind and thin legs like me. It\u2019s not having a baby though as it has a big willy like Brian has when he is in the woods.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(There are lots of pattens in that bit \u2013 I must make a list later)

PS -The donkey\u2019s best bit is it\u2019s ears that are big, not sticky out like mine but sticky up. I wonder what donkeys hear like. If wonder if they can hear other donkeys making noises a long way off like submarines can. After all this one is all on its own and is probably lonely even with us there so it might like to hear another donkey even if it can\u2019t see it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When I grow up I want to explore the shooting range and find a bomb or bullets and I want my ears to be less sticky out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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