Now I have three holes and lots and lots of stones. My three holes are –<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The worm hole in my room that means I don\u2019t ever have to be a child<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The hole next to the compost where I can smoke my pipe like dad and sleep with Jill<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The bath that is really another compost hole but indoors and drains and drains.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know about my stones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This was enough things for me to start my research at the library.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The library was a lorry. At first this confused me as the normal lorries carried bread and coal not books. This one has a door in the side and steps and a rubber stamp and a librarian called Linda that my mum knows from Bexley where my Nan is in hospital for trying to cook her head in the oven. Linda doesn\u2019t mention this but she does say that the book my mum wants is in, so my mum is pleased and doesn\u2019t have to pay. I ask for books on worm holes and stones but Linda suggests ‘Bom the Little Drummer’ so I take that instead. It\u2019s a good book because Boms’ drum rolls down the hill and that gives me an idea for an invention so instead of holes and stones I ask if l can have a book on inventions. Linda says she will bring one in a fortnight when I return Bom. That\u2019s the trouble with libraries you have to give the books back. The best thing about a book is keeping it. That\u2019s more important than reading it. I keep my books on my shelves in order of how may times they have been opened. The unopened ones are the best but I only have one \u2013 \u2018The Observers book of Freshwater Fish\u2019 \u2013 Auntie Margaret got it for me so I could look up \u2018minnow\u2019 but after she gave it me she also tried to cook her head in the oven so Dad said best to leave it shut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I grow up I want to be an inventor and invent something round like a stone or a hole or a wheel \u2013 something that goes somewhere.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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