Ours was in Gozo, an island of Malta<\/p>\n
Personal highlight was not feeling ill<\/p>\n
Maria\u2019s personal highlight, me not moaning about feeling ill.<\/p>\n
We travelled light as always – note the big bag – one of 6 bags we travelled with – a bag for each day of the holiday! Confession it contained my travel bass bound in bubble wrap as well as all our clothes.<\/p>\n
Lowlight \u2013 Maltese food \u2013 they love American tomato sauce and chips. I expect my Bruscetta to be fresh tomato not a bit of bread covered in butter and KP tomato sauce \u2013 boy I am so Guardian reader sometimes<\/p>\n It was hot but not much hotter than here in the UK. We had a fabulous pool and very friendly people. I met a banker who worked for that RBS crook, Fred something-or-other \u2013 Simon was a paraplegic swimmer with no legs. I on the other hand had legs but swam like I didn\u2019t. Snowy, the cat recovering from skin cancer was a frequent if repulsive looking visitor \u2013 sort of a zombie cat \u2013 much loved and looked after by the guests many of whom come every year to the same holiday village.<\/p>\n It was a really fab break in which we spent most of our time prone in the shade watching others do energetic things.<\/p>\n Maria insisted I occasionally move and I must say I felt much fitter by the end. Landed in Leeds on Monday and am straight back on chemo for another 4 days so somewhat back to square one, hence 4:00 am missive.<\/p>\n I planned to introduce you to my other telephones (pics below). To my satisfaction they all work. Some of the wind up looking ones ring across the house and in the garden when you turn the handles. They are for those occasions when I collapse in a heap and need \u201cpronto socorso\u201d \u2013 despite Maria practising her Italian \u2013 Malta\u2019s second language we were told \u2013 they all seemed to speak Maltese first then English \u2013 although Italian tourists abound due to proximity to Sicily I assume. Other wind ups communicate from one end of my office to the other, about 5 metres or so, so of limited utility. The dial phones offer connections to the phone box or an utterly useless but a satisfying connection to a beta test phone box system clone utilising an old French switchboard. I still find it magic to be able to link a 1917 candlestick phone by a 1964 French switchboard to a 2014 synthesised version of my voice utilising a 2018 iphone \u2013 well its magic to me \u2013 its all about slithering through time and I guess that has come about because at one point I did wonder if my time was about to slither away.<\/p>\n Next weekend we celebrate my Birthday with some dear family and dear friends. The family band will get yet another outing. I practised my bass by the pool so I hope to contribute more effectively this time. My wedding performance remains a source of significant embarrassment that can haunt me in early hours like these.<\/p>\n It was quite simply my worst playing ever to by far my largest audience on the most important occasion of my life so far – and as I have learnt only recently, to augment the pain, there was an American in the audience familiar with southern white rock blues (a fan of the Allman Bros I believe) my all-time favourite band and my preferred genre, and he actually knew what the songs should have sounded like. Those of you that attended the wedding. Did you know that those songs were originally not polymultimicrotonal experiments in alternative tunings and rhythms? Anyway with luck, next weekend will help bury my embarrassment at least in part.<\/p>\n Lost interest a bit in this post so will adjourn for now. Want to rant about something but I am not in the right groove.<\/p>\n Next section for telephone enthusiasts only. Really avoid if you aren’t. Really! <\/p>\n Piccies – info supplied largely unreliable<\/p>\n Top row from L <\/strong><\/p>\n Curl of wire ignore Middle row from L<\/strong><\/p>\n Varous spares ignore<\/p>\n Belgium 50’s very popular Bottom row from L<\/strong><\/p>\n Edge of Grundig radio and a few spare french phones I am selling – ignore Top row<\/p>\n Danish magneto probably 30’s – often improbably placed in movies cos they look cool<\/p>\n The most popular collectors item – a 1950’s British bakelite phone – this one is set up for a party line Bottom<\/p>\n French switchboard from 60’s -connected to the dial phones above and the the beta test system for the K6 phone box. Took me an age to figure this one out.<\/p>\n Top row<\/p>\n British bell box 1930’s onwards Second row Forth row<\/p>\n A\/B box used in phone boxes – very collectable sell for \u00a3hundreds on Ebay. I was very lucky – lots of lovely tones when you insert coins – brilliant item.<\/p>\n US payphone form 50’s 60’s – love the colour – connected to the beta test system – needed a lot of fixing<\/p>\n The phone in the phone box – you will have already seen this – this links to my synthetic voice via a very complicated and confusing network of bodges. BUT IT WORKS quite reliably.<\/p>\n Boring old phone in our loggia – 50’s I would guess. I am going to replace this with a mini outdoor French phone cabinet and phone and sell these. I have two and will sell them as an internal intercom. They were probably originally used in a police station or railway station – in great condition but boring don’t you agree.<\/p>\n The best bit of this set up is the extending support for the phone. In fact it was quite expensive but I love it’s eccentricity. Its a fusion between an American bell box with a British candlestick phone – note no dial. Another one that causes phones to ring around the house for pronto socorso purposes – its on the first floor of our house.<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_0097.jpg\")
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\nBritish magneto probably 40’s
\nBritish bell box 30’s onwards
\nDanish 50’s my favourite handset of all
\nGerman 50’s
\nBritish 50’s 60’s used on London Underground
\nA magneto – great for electrocution games – stand in circle connect a light bulb held in your hands between you<\/p>\n
\nFrench telephone bell and British insulator
\nBritish Engineers test set
\n80’s Italian onyx set sold by BT
\nFrench 60’s with very kitsch velour cover<\/p>\n
\nFrench wooden magneto phone 40’s
\nBritish candlestick about 1920 – restored from a conversion to a table lamp<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n
\nBritish switchboard connected to phone box – 1940’s – on top it has a 60’s telephone amplifier<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n
\nConnects to third row – classic and very popular pyramid phone 30’s onwards<\/p>\n
\nUS magneto phone probably 40’s – a bit boring but one of the first in my collection. Rings around the house<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n