{"id":1967,"date":"2018-04-07T11:28:52","date_gmt":"2018-04-07T10:28:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gravityisahat.com\/?p=1967"},"modified":"2018-04-07T11:28:52","modified_gmt":"2018-04-07T10:28:52","slug":"death-by-pie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/death-by-pie\/","title":{"rendered":"Death by pie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was feeling a whole lot better yesterday so I celebrated by eating lots and lots. I started with a two portion bowl of savoury mince washed down with a Magnum (the ice cream not champagne) then I hit Maria&#8217;s family recipe Easter Pizza, followed by another Magnum &#8211; an alternative flavour.<\/p>\n<p>You are imagining an anorexic crust, a feather of rocket, a smear of Jamie&#8217;s fresh tomato sugo and a droplet of XXXXXXverginoil.<\/p>\n<p>Nope.<\/p>\n<p>It looks like this and we have two!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_2228.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1969 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_2228-e1523096857549-1024x765.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"486\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_2228-e1523096857549-1024x765.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_2228-e1523096857549-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_2228-e1523096857549-768x574.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Last night I was up sitting on the sofa for four hours contemplating how appealing death was.<\/p>\n<p>Today I shall have some more pie.<\/p>\n<p>In the spirit of confusing my readers and more particularly Google I have relocated this site again.<\/p>\n<p>The permanentish url for this blog will henceforth be <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gravityisahat.com\">https:\/\/www.gravityisahat.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Google will take months to catch up &#8211; ha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was feeling a whole lot better yesterday so I celebrated by eating lots and lots. I started with a two portion bowl of savoury mince washed down with a Magnum (the ice cream not champagne) then I hit Maria&#8217;s family recipe Easter Pizza, followed by another Magnum &#8211; an alternative flavour. You are imagining [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everything-else"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1967"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1967\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1970,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1967\/revisions\/1970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}