{"id":1904,"date":"2017-12-09T20:55:37","date_gmt":"2017-12-09T20:55:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gravityisahat.com\/?p=1904"},"modified":"2017-12-09T20:55:37","modified_gmt":"2017-12-09T20:55:37","slug":"my-hairpiece","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/my-hairpiece\/","title":{"rendered":"My hairpiece"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/grad2.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1903\" src=\"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/grad2-1024x756.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/grad2-1024x756.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/grad2-300x222.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/grad2-768x567.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My lovely, proud and expanding family at Art&#8217;s graduation &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Enough of them&nbsp; &#8211; now all about me &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>note my special graduation day hairpiece. Styled by &#8216;Draggedthroughabushbackwards Hair&#8217; of Knightsbridge.<\/p>\n<p>I know we all focus on ourselves in photos but on this occasion the subtle peek of vest, the dead starling on my forehead<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/starling.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1905\" src=\"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/starling.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"258\" height=\"178\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>and the Trumpian push\/lurch forward into the lens really does add class to the whole composition. Mercifully on this occasion my lower set of wonky, &#8216;hint of cappuccino&#8217; teeth are hidden.<\/p>\n<p>Goodness I am a dish.<\/p>\n<p>I can feel a seasonal blog post brewing like trapped wind.<\/p>\n<p>see ya<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My lovely, proud and expanding family at Art&#8217;s graduation &#8211; Enough of them&nbsp; &#8211; now all about me &#8211; note my special graduation day hairpiece. Styled by &#8216;Draggedthroughabushbackwards Hair&#8217; of Knightsbridge. I know we all focus on ourselves in photos but on this occasion the subtle peek of vest, the dead starling on my forehead [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everything-else"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1904"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1904\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gravityisahat.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}