Significant achievements of the day<\/p>\n
1) Stayed in bed till 1:30 feeling rough after a night of weeing but hurrah no puking
\n2) Got up feeling much better
\n3) However lay in front of telly? First time I have watched afternoon TV \u2013 so felt like a looser
\n4) Could not focus on anything challenging so read the circuit diagrams for my \u2013A\/B coin box \u2013 pleased that having read electronics for dummies could nearly make sense of it.
\n5) And \u2026. figured out how to connect it to the exchange and a phone and much to my surprise it worked
\n6) Had to find some old coins that fitted it. The new decimal coins must be a different size despite being the same denomination
\n7) Revelled in the sound of the two gongs indicating the insertion of \u00a010p and the 2p \u2013 oh unabated joy!
\n8) Riding this wave of triumph faced up to the grizzly prospect of injecting myself.
\n9) Decided to run at it, like a ski jump \u2013 no time to think about Vlad
\n10) Strode with purpose and resolve to fridge
\n11) Got my box of bristling goodies \u2013 like hedgehog freezopops.
\n12) Hurried to my room \u2013 did not want Maria to witness the display of raw courage tempered with shaky hands and loose bowels
\n13) Swabbed my belly and felt momentarily quite \u201cTrainspotting\u201d would have preferred a rubber hose in the teeth \u2013 rather than a rubber belly twixt thumbs
\n14) Remove cap from needle as instructed (pointing away from oneself) seems unnecessary as surely an accidental impalement is as good as a deliberate one \u2013 although injecting in the eyebrow or up the nose might not have the same benefits
\n15) Maintaining a ski jump velocity launched the quivering lance into the blubber
\n16) Blimey an absolute doddle
\n17) Emerge shining with delight to write this blog and cast Vlad to the wind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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